So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and he says,
"Are you the stripper from the bachelor party I went to a couple of years back? And forgive me for I was a bit drunk, but didn't we make love on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your whipped me with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "Absolutely not, I'm your son's teacher".
Props to Cousin Barry Luther for forwarding this one...
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