Are you grown up?
Posted: February 12th, 2009, 9:40 am
Top 25 Way to Tell You’re a Grown Up
1. All of your house plants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin size bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 0600 hours is when you wake up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends begin to Marry and Divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”
8. You go from 130 days vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re calling the police on those &$^@ kids next door with their music too loud.
11. Older relative feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the pharmacy for ibuprofen and antacids rather than condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh*&”.
21. You eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I am never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of saying, “Oh sh87, what happened?!?!?!”
1. All of your house plants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin size bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 0600 hours is when you wake up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in the elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends begin to Marry and Divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”
8. You go from 130 days vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re calling the police on those &$^@ kids next door with their music too loud.
11. Older relative feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the pharmacy for ibuprofen and antacids rather than condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh*&”.
21. You eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I am never going to drink that much again.”
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of saying, “Oh sh87, what happened?!?!?!”
