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Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: March 31st, 2009, 11:15 pm
by Chalk
If your every in need of some advice while working on some high voltage equipment in the rain to cool your wife. :o

Jumptrout51 Helpdesk is the place to call :thumbup: :thumbup:

Thanks for the help Cleopheus :thumbup: :thumbup:

Warning: BigBendFishing.net & Jumptrout51 Helpdesk is not liable for any wrongful instruction or death while on the phone with Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Re: Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: April 1st, 2009, 12:26 am
by dolphinatic
Does the Jumptrout51 Helpdesk give sexual advice :oops: :smt005 :smt007

Re: Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: April 1st, 2009, 12:37 am
by Barhopr
dolphinatic wrote:Does the Jumptrout51 Helpdesk give sexual advice :oops: :smt005 :smt007
Does it involve high voltage?

Re: Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: April 1st, 2009, 3:15 am
by RodBow
JT offers advice on most any subject when given the opportunity. At times his knowledge and techniques have been in question, however, in certain areas such as high voltage, refrigeration and dealing with the mentally derainged pet or farm stock, his experience is unquestionable. Below is pictured the results of his counsel to one of his "patients". The owners were concerned as to why the animal was unsuccesful at breeding. Whatever technique was used in his "counseling session" seemed to work!
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It has been reported that the majority of nanny offspring may not look normal. Certain precautions should be taken...

Re: Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: April 1st, 2009, 7:07 am
by MudDucker
dolphinatic wrote:Does the Jumptrout51 Helpdesk give sexual advice :oops: :smt005 :smt007
Yes, if you are a goat that is. :smt005

Re: Jumptrout51 Helpdesk

Posted: April 1st, 2009, 7:59 am
by Ty one on
As Jerry Jeff Walker said, "Goat ropers need loving too."