SEC compared to the middle east
Posted: April 1st, 2009, 10:12 am
ALABAMA : Saudi Arabia . Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and
surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with someone in Al-Qaeda
hell bent on bringing them down.
LSU: Iran . Current superpower in the region but it will all come
crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a
leader.
TENNESSEE : Iraq . Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole
is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it is
all over.
FLORIDA : Syria . Evil punks who will stoop to whatever level they
need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the
cradle of civilization.
GEORGIA : Kuwait . Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still
vulnerable to Iraq .
AUBURN : Al Qaeda. No country, just a movement of disgruntled
fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other
goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia.
Terrorizing the Arabians for 6 years is the crowning achievement in
their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They
will be looking for a new leader soon.
ARKANSAS : Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries
about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle
once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in
rankings)
MISSISSIPPI STATE : Qatar . Where is Qatar , anyway?
OLE MISS: Afghanistan . Not much going for it, but hot women.
VANDERBILT: Israel . Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did
they ever do to you?
KENTUCKY : Morocco . Not really part of the Middle East . Has other
things to do than fight (or play football)
SOUTH CAROLINA : Libya . Has a charismatic leader in a land of
nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he does not have a
whole heck of a lot to back it up with
surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with someone in Al-Qaeda
hell bent on bringing them down.
LSU: Iran . Current superpower in the region but it will all come
crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a
leader.
TENNESSEE : Iraq . Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole
is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it is
all over.
FLORIDA : Syria . Evil punks who will stoop to whatever level they
need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the
cradle of civilization.
GEORGIA : Kuwait . Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still
vulnerable to Iraq .
AUBURN : Al Qaeda. No country, just a movement of disgruntled
fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other
goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia.
Terrorizing the Arabians for 6 years is the crowning achievement in
their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They
will be looking for a new leader soon.
ARKANSAS : Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries
about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle
once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in
rankings)
MISSISSIPPI STATE : Qatar . Where is Qatar , anyway?
OLE MISS: Afghanistan . Not much going for it, but hot women.
VANDERBILT: Israel . Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did
they ever do to you?
KENTUCKY : Morocco . Not really part of the Middle East . Has other
things to do than fight (or play football)
SOUTH CAROLINA : Libya . Has a charismatic leader in a land of
nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he does not have a
whole heck of a lot to back it up with