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Ct and BB are the superior tourney team in the NFGFC. Yes there are a few old goats and rusty tin cans around and there maybe a birddog to try and scratch and sniff (or is it scratch and reel??) a sea robin catcher. Maybe theyll get some sense and just go Skip around like a blind hog. Maybe even a few trying to Mock some Dice. Ill bet there will even be some bassin boys of pretty good standrds with one keeper, to try and Bow Up and Showman out. Either way as long as no one comes along and by chance Keels the tourney, the team of CT and BB will surely Chalk up a victory. We will weigh in some pigs when we Prefish Friday and probably even throw back a few with Seaspots, and WE WILL go find they granddaddys early Saturday morning. No one stands a chance of being within a pound of our limit unless theres a hungry gator in the bay or some slayin 'round sanblas and please dont be Subein' us at the weigh in. U guys cant help it, we didnt ask for these mad skills, they just kinda evolved. U guys pack lite, like a reel cowboy cause this aint gonna take us long, kind of a Pros VS. Joes if you will. Remember guys, its all in good fun, so no matter how much alcohol is involved, You boys (and girls) DONT TAKE THIS ASS WHOOPIN PERSONAL.!!!! Good luck to each and every one of you. YA DAMN SHO GONE NEED IT!!! (Disclaimer: The shit talking has begun, if I neglected to call anyone out on the weigh table, by all means, pm me and Ill be glad to invite you personally take part in this historic total domination )

Its' the whiskey talking.Won't be no trout jumpin' in yo' boat.

Naw, i aint evn drinkin .......YET!!!

That about covered it, BB. See ya'll Thursday.

He's done fell off of his boat again and hit his head....

Dubble

Well put my friend well put. Good luck to everyone and be safe out there, wish I could make it.... Reckon your saving the real competitors for your next post. Guess I can't talk much smack for being a no show.
Yall tear um up!!!!

That's some seriously creative smack there, Jay. How long did it take you to type all that?

All I can say is save the watch...it's too late for the shoes with all the manure that's flowing down from across the border.

I made a statement like that once about a football game and had to eat a flock of crows..taste like crap I tell you

You forgot to mention we will be eating a Mook sandwich on a Keyser roll. If we dont win we will be Barhopr's Sat night at the Baygators Gold nugget and probably will have to open a Tincan up on somebody. By the time we get back we will probably have to take a Smitty.

You both are full of Smitty.

silverking wrote:All I can say is save the watch...it's too late for the shoes with all the manure that's flowing down from across the border.

Well put Dave

Jay if you put as much time in fishing as your poetic prose - you may finish in the top ten

Chalk, your just mad you don't have any gulp to catch a lizardfish on.Call Ron and see if he will loan you a pack. I will throw in the Slayers.

captkeyser wrote:Well put my friend well put. Good luck to everyone and be safe out there, wish I could make it.... Reckon your saving the real competitors for your next post. Guess I can't talk much smack for being a no show.
Yall tear um up!!!!

Yea man, I was working u a nd a couple others in and i saw where you guys were out. We'll save the wrath for you next tourney

Sounds like BB has been in the tannin bed too long and his brain has been fried...Ct you been in the sun too long too...Looks like I'm gonna have to fish solo as my pardner had to work and I'm still plannin on takin yo money....Friendly side bet accepted...one hunda is the pot....lets roll

Dubble Trubble wrote:He's done fell off of his boat again and hit his head....

Dubble

Another nail hit on the head.

SEC biologists say that a gator is easy to identify. It has a grossly enlarged and extended rectum and it tends to proudly display it in public.