Joke about Fishing
Posted: September 22nd, 2003, 5:39 pm
I thought this was good so I decided to post it. Remember I am in Colorado so that is where the teams come from.
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days
off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was
cruising along the beach in the Pope-Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A
helpless man, wearing a Black &Silver RAIDER'S
jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself
from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched,
horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
wearing Denver Bronco's jerseys. One quickly fired
a harpoon into the sharks' side. The other two reached
out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Raider fan
from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat
the shark to death and hauled it, too, into the boat.
Immediately, the Pope shouted to them.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he
said. "I have been told about there being bad blood
between Broncos and Raider's but now I have seen with
my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his
buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct
contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to
God's wisdom, but he doesn't know jack about shark
fishing. Is the bait holding up O.K., or
do we need to get another one?"
p.s. http://www.theraiderssuck.com/
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days
off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was
cruising along the beach in the Pope-Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A
helpless man, wearing a Black &Silver RAIDER'S
jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself
from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. As the Pope watched,
horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men
wearing Denver Bronco's jerseys. One quickly fired
a harpoon into the sharks' side. The other two reached
out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Raider fan
from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat
the shark to death and hauled it, too, into the boat.
Immediately, the Pope shouted to them.
"I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he
said. "I have been told about there being bad blood
between Broncos and Raider's but now I have seen with
my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his
buddies "Who was that?"
"It was the Pope", one replied. "He is in direct
contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to
God's wisdom, but he doesn't know jack about shark
fishing. Is the bait holding up O.K., or
do we need to get another one?"
p.s. http://www.theraiderssuck.com/
Great joke LOL