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One morning 3 South Carolina good old boys and 3 Yankees were in a ticket line at the Greenville train station heading to Charlotte for a big football game.

The 3 Northerners each bought a ticket and watched as the 3 Southerners bought just one ticket among them.

"How are the 3 of you going to travel on one 1 ticket?" asked one of the Yankees.

"Watch and learn" answered one of the boys from the South.

When the 6 travelers boarded the train, the 3 Yankees sat down, but the 3 Southerners crammed into a bathroom together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect tickets.

He knocked on the bathroom door and said, "tickets please." the door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The Conductor took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.. Indeed, so clever that they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

That evening after the game when they got to the Charlotte train station, they bought a single ticket for the return trip while to their astonishment the 3 Southerners didn't buy even 1 ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked one of the perplexed Yankees.

"Watch and learn", answered one of the Southern boys.

When they boarded the train the 3 Northerners crammed themselves into a bathroom and the 3 Southerners crammed themselves into the other bathroom across from it.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their bathroom and walked quietly over to the Yankee's bathroom. He knocked on the door and said "ticket please"..

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees won the war...

This is a lie ... it was Georgia boys that pulled this on those yankees. The boys from South Carolina were too busy with their So. American mistresses.

MudDucker, no doubt about it -- we just can't help it we're more attracted to exotic women than pug faced dogs.

Cmccord, you a fellow sandlapper? Wife and I were both born and bred in the upstate. I lived in Laurens and her family lived in Hickory Tavern.

big bend gyrene wrote:MudDucker, no doubt about it -- we just can't help it we're more attracted to exotic women than pug faced dogs.

Cmccord, you a fellow sandlapper? Wife and I were both born and bred in the upstate. I lived in Laurens and her family lived in Hickory Tavern.

I used to go to Moncks Corner before it had a paved road! A friend from Lufkin TX and I used to camp and fish at Tiny Lund's Fishing Camp.
Awesome memories!
I'm not sure back then SC had a governor.

big bend gyrene wrote:Cmccord, you a fellow sandlapper? Wife and I were both born and bred in the upstate. I lived in Laurens and her family lived in Hickory Tavern.

I'm actually a Native North Floridian/South Georgian. I figured if these guys were referred to as South Carolinians there would be somewhat less bickering between the GA/FL boys on the forum.

MudDucker wrote:This is a lie ... it was Georgia boys that pulled this on those yankees. The boys from South Carolina were too busy with their So. American mistresses.

Obviously, that thought didn't work so well.

big bend gyrene wrote:MudDucker, no doubt about it -- we just can't help it we're more attracted to exotic women than pug faced dogs.

Damn, do we have to spell everything out for you palm nuts. The finest of young women are attracted to the pug faced dawg, so we good men of Georgia salute the DAWG!

Other the other hand, you palm nuts seem to have something for gay chickens.

Now, I got to give the gov, who by the way is no native palm nut, two thumbs up for his choice of exotic women, but two thumbs down for still hunting them after his tag was filled.

MudDucker wrote: Now, I got to give the gov, who by the way is no native palm nut, two thumbs up for his choice of exotic women, but two thumbs down for still hunting them after his tag was filled.

Nothing wrong with a little scouting. A wise man once told me to always be on the look out for your next exwife.

How might you know what you're looking for.....if you don't know what's out there?

Besides, I occasionally have friends who are looking and I feel it my duty to be able to help them out!

On rare occasions, I just enjoy looking!

This thread is about boats.....right????????????????

"Palm Nuts" HAAAAAA!!!!!!

RHTFISH wrote:How might you know what you're looking for.....if you don't know what's out there?

Besides, I occasionally have friends who are looking and I feel it my duty to be able to help them out!

On rare occasions, I just enjoy looking!

This thread is about boats.....right????????????????

Exactly

Funny joke...even funnier thread. Y'all are a mess.

This is one of those I'm not showing to my bride...

Coconuts are palm nuts... guess MudDucker about got the size right. Now on the other hand Carter made Georgia boys famous for their "pea"nuts... just saying...