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In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 11:55 am
by Flanders
I am ashamed to say this happened in my home town. :smt011 However, this is very funny.. :lol:


MAN REPORTS HIS MARIJUANA STOLEN

MOULTRIE — A Moultrie man reported Tuesday several items were stolen from him as he was passed out. Shortly afterward, he was arrested after he was found passed out.


William Richard Gandy, 52, of 1160-B R.L. Norman Road in Norman Park, was charged with public drunkenness (third offense).

Moultrie police officers were called to a house on Eighth Street Southeast at 9:21 a.m. Tuesday about a theft. The officers met with Gandy, who stated a thief stole a one-ounce package of marijuana :smt005 , a 30-pack of Budwiser beer :beer: , a package of Bugal tobacco and $70 cash while he was at the house between 6 p.m. Monday and 9:21 a.m. Tuesday. The value of the stolen items was about $134, and Gandy gave officers the names of a female suspect and a male suspect.

One of the suspects in the incident told the officers Gandy was allegedly passed out in the bathroom when the theft took place. She told the officers Gandy spent the $70 cash on marijuana and beer, and he was left in the bathroom to sleep off the effects of allegedly using them.

After the officers left the house, a third officer was called to Fifth Avenue Southeast at 10:48 a.m. about an intoxicated person who had passed out. The officer found Gandy unconcious in a grassy area in between the roadway and a sidewalk.

Gandy told the officer he had been drinking after being awakened, and the officer allegedly smelled the odor of alcohol and Gandy was slurring his speech and was unsteady standing. The officer placed Gandy under arrest, concerned he would fall into oncoming traffic and be injured. He was taken to Colquitt County Jail.

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 11:59 am
by cmccord
They live among us. Beware. :smt005 :smt005

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 12:53 pm
by whitebc
:lol: :lol:

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 1:33 pm
by RHTFISH
Methinks he probably moved there from Albany. :roll:

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 1:58 pm
by slowroller
:smt005 Or Medart.

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 20th, 2009, 2:47 pm
by yukondon
you snooze you lose.....lol That sounds like Colquit county alright

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 21st, 2009, 6:31 am
by MudDucker
RHTFISH wrote:Methinks he probably moved there from Albany. :roll:


:smt005 :smt005 :smt005 Yep ... you see whut happen was dat I was trying to get to da bus stop whens I jes fells down. :smt005 :smt005 :smt005

Re: In Todays Paper

Posted: August 21st, 2009, 7:37 am
by Chalk
I wanna say that happened before in Motown back in the 80s or 90s...seem to remember it in the mullet wrapper