YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TOO LONG WHEN:...........

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YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TOO LONG WHEN:...........

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YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED TOO LONG WHEN:...........

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
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:smt005 :smt005
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:lol:
A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the telephone.
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AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED :lol: :beer:
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:smt005 :smt005
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Here's hoping he recups without incident! :o
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.. you've been working for the last 26 years to pay off the house, get out of credit card debt and looking for some downhill relaxation, man toys you've put off for years, etc... and then she comes home one day and says..."I found a house I like, Honey.." :o :o

I thought the Navigator woulda kept her happy - WRONG :oops:
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Been married too long when the wife knows you want to go fishing by the sound of the phone ringing to tell her.
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RodBow wrote:.. you've been working for the last 26 years to pay off the house, get out of credit card debt and looking for some downhill relaxation, man toys you've put off for years, etc... and then she comes home one day and says..."I found a house I like, Honey.." :o :o

I thought the Navigator woulda kept her happy - WRONG :oops:
Tell her to buy it then.

Then you can have all the toys you want!
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reelcatch wrote: Tell her to buy it then.

Then you can have all the toys you want!
Xactly
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the
office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
'What other problem can there be greater than this
one?'
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JT51
You carry a picture don't you!!!!!!!!!

Its OK we wont tell her.
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me
my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like
your sense of humor.'
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Jumptrout51 wrote:A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me
my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like
your sense of humor.'

And then the fight started!! :-D
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Thought this was a good un' too:

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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