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Can't wait for 3:30 Saturday. One quote from a movie comes to mind about Kiffin and his smack talk.

"Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"

Go Gators!!!!!!

Kiffin is gonna be a killer.

I wouldn't take TN lightly. While I expect FL to win I won't be surprised with an upset.

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus? A: A visitor

Q: What is the difference between a Tennessee divorce and a Tornado?
A: I don’t know either, but someone’s gonna lose a trailer.

Q: What do tornadoes and Tennessee grads have in common?
A: They both always end up in trailer parks.

Q: Why do the Tennessee Vol fans wear orange and white?
A: They can wear it to the game on Saturday…They can wear it hunting on Sunday…and they can wear it to work on Monday when they’re picking up garbage during work release!

Q: What do you call an Tennessee grad wearing a suit and tie?
A: The defendant!

There was a couple who were getting a divorced, so the judge said to the child,“Who do you want to live with? Do you want to live with your Dad?” “No, said the child, “he beats me.”“Do you want to live with your Mom then?” “No, she beats me too”.“Well who do you want to live with?” “I want to live with the Vols” said the little girl, “because they can’t beat anybody.

Q: What is the difference between a porcupine and Neyland Stadium?
A: A porcupine has 108,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE.

"I heard Lane had his QBs,RBs,and WRs all working in the local bakery during the summer, because he wanted them to get used to turnovers"

Q: What did the Knoxville City Council do to slow the birth rate down in Knoxville?
A: They outlawed family reunions.

Q: How do you get a UT grad off your front porch?
A: Pay for the pizza and shut the door!

Q: Why is it that the UT football program doesn't have a web site?
A: They can't string three Ws together.

Q: What does the average UT player get on his SATs?
A: Drool.

Q: What is the best four years of an UT student's life?
A: Third grade.

Q: What do you get when you put all the UT cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth!

Q: How do you keep an UT fan from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head!

Q: Did you hear the one about the UT fan who was injured in a pie eating contest?
A: A cow stepped on him!

Q: How do you circumsize a Tennessee Vol?
A: Kick his sister in the chin.

How do you get a Tennessee cheerleader into your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push like crazy.

Why did they have to replace the grass turf at Neyland with an artificial surface?
The cheerleaders were grazing at halftime.

Why do Tennessee cheerleaders wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.

But really, a degree from UT is a great thing. You can put it in the windshield of your car and park in any handicapped space in the country.


Gooooo Gators!!!!!!

Go Gators

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You think they'll keep Tebo in the game when its fifty to nutin

THanks for the jokes my best friend is the vols biggest fan

Urban has the key to how many UF will win by! I hope they make Kiffin pay for what he said!

They have Florida as 30 point favorites.. I would take Tennessee and the Points.

HOW BOUT THEM NOLES

Redfin wrote:HOW BOUT THEM NOLES

That was a dang good game.

Don't think I would call the Tennessee game a big win for Florida. Didn't cover the points and didn't avenge their honor after Kiffin talked bad about them and the coach.

UT's defense played a heck of a game and Tebow's 2 turnovers kept it from being a rout.

If nothing else, Kiffin's Dad knows defense.

since we are telling jokes

What is the definition of safe sex down in Gainesville?
Placing signs on the animals that kick.

Opps, now Kiffin is dissing on Urban again. Man, that guy has a double dose of the dumbazz gene!