Poor Virus
Posted: October 1st, 2009, 7:52 am
A crone met the invading hoard at the entrance and in a voice cracking with age bid them, "Welcome, we so seldom see visitors of your type. Please, come in."
A virus asked, "What's that sound?"
"Oh that's just the master's T-cells mobilizing.", the crone replied. "You see, the master does not have immunity to you, so you will make him sick. But in the process you will be destroyed. By coming here you have sealed your fate. You have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. The hour of your doom is close at hand. Hee-he-he-he."
"Now, if you will excuse me, I have box seats to the main event. Fare thee well ... Lunch. Heee-hee-he-he-he."
One virus to another, "Why did she call us "Lunch"?"
The other virus replies, "I think it means we're in deep kim-chee."
"What is that? Is that a T-cell the crone spoke of? AAaiiieeEEEE ... "
And the battle was engaged.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24sXHHu7 ... re=related
A virus asked, "What's that sound?"
"Oh that's just the master's T-cells mobilizing.", the crone replied. "You see, the master does not have immunity to you, so you will make him sick. But in the process you will be destroyed. By coming here you have sealed your fate. You have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. The hour of your doom is close at hand. Hee-he-he-he."
"Now, if you will excuse me, I have box seats to the main event. Fare thee well ... Lunch. Heee-hee-he-he-he."
One virus to another, "Why did she call us "Lunch"?"
The other virus replies, "I think it means we're in deep kim-chee."
"What is that? Is that a T-cell the crone spoke of? AAaiiieeEEEE ... "
And the battle was engaged.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24sXHHu7 ... re=related