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Bill Clinton took Barack and Michelle Obama to a nearby Washington park to demonstrate how, as a young boy, he was able to “ugly” squirrels out of trees. Bill wanted the Obama’s to try the southern delicacy, fried squirrel. As they took their position in a copse of woods, Bill screwed his facial features into a grimace and fixed his gaze on an unsuspecting squirrel, and true to his word, the squirrel fell dead from the tree. Bill retrieved it and told the Obama’s to give it a try. Barack tried first, but was only able to look smug and conceited.

Nothing happened, so Bill told Michelle to give it a try. Michelle contorted her face and in rapid succession glared at four squirrels in a row, all of which immediately fell from their tree. As Bill retrieved them, he shook his head and muttered, “This just ain’t gonna work.” Barack, impressed with his wife’s prowess, asked, “Why not, she got four in a row.” Bill shook his head and replied, “Yeah, but she’s tearing ‘em up too bad to eat.”

Come on Charles, you can do better that that.

Now that would require active thought. I blatantly plagiarized this off another forum.

It seems to fit.
She dresses expensively,but damn she's ugly.

It would be mean and low and unbecoming to say anything about the nappy hea... I'm mean Michelle's oldest daughter, right?

She always looks like she's on the verge of dropping a M'er F'er at any given time.

rocket wrote:She always looks like she's on the verge of dropping a M'er F'er at any given time.

Yes sir.