Pumpkin Patch
Posted: November 3rd, 2009, 7:25 pm
In
> summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year-old
> white male, in a pumpkin patch, at 11:38 p.m. on Friday
> night.
>
>
> On Monday, at
> the Gwinnett County (Ga.) courthouse, Lawrence was charged
> with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
> The
> suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on
> his way home from a drinking session when he decided to
> stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy
> inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I
> thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a
> telephone interview.’
> Lawrence
> went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
> purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
> alleged need.
> 'Guess I was really into it, you
> know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>
> In
> the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
> Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
> It was an unusual situation, that's for
> sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to
> Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
> pumpkin.'
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what
> happened when she approached Lawrence I said, 'Excuse me
> sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
> pumpkin?’ ‘He froze and was
> clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
> me straight in the face and said...
>
>
> 'A
> pumpkin? Shit... is it
> midnight already?'
>
> summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year-old
> white male, in a pumpkin patch, at 11:38 p.m. on Friday
> night.
>
>
> On Monday, at
> the Gwinnett County (Ga.) courthouse, Lawrence was charged
> with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
> The
> suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on
> his way home from a drinking session when he decided to
> stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy
> inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I
> thought there wasn't anyone around' he stated in a
> telephone interview.’
> Lawrence
> went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
> picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his
> purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his
> alleged need.
> 'Guess I was really into it, you
> know?' he commented with evident embarrassment.
>
>
> In
> the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
> Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
> It was an unusual situation, that's for
> sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to
> Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
> pumpkin.'
> Officer Taylor went on to describe what
> happened when she approached Lawrence I said, 'Excuse me
> sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
> pumpkin?’ ‘He froze and was
> clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
> me straight in the face and said...
>
>
> 'A
> pumpkin? Shit... is it
> midnight already?'
>
