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My dog

Posted: January 6th, 2010, 8:30 am
by Jumptrout51
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.



He has his food prepared for him.



He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.



His meals are provided at no cost to him.



He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during
the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing,

and nothing is required of him.



He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he
needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.



He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.



He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.



All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living
every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the
head, Holy Shitte, my dog is a Democrat!

Re: My dog

Posted: January 6th, 2010, 8:38 am
by dbplug
Your dog's name is Nancy Pelosi?

Re: My dog

Posted: January 6th, 2010, 9:04 am
by Slough
But he loves you !

Re: My dog

Posted: January 6th, 2010, 12:52 pm
by Chalk
If you could lick yourself...things would probably come easier for you....just saying :smt005 :smt005