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What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by
circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Bill and his wife,
Janice, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
and wives know the
things that are important to each other.."

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
flower?'

Bill leaned over, touched Janice's arm gently, and
whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Bill's life of celibacy..........

Im afraid many of us have been "Bill" before.

LOL

Some guys just never learn. He should have noticed that she switched to Pillsbury years ago.

, or Martha White Self-Rising .

And then the Instructor asked "Can you name your wife's favorite gem?"

Bill leaned over, picked Janice's chin lovingly up off of her chest, wiped the drool from her mouth, and proudly announced, "Sure do! Its Jim Daniels!"

The Instructor said, "Don't you mean Jack Daniels?", to which Bill replied, "No, when you know Jack as well as we do, you can call him Jim."