Escalade test drive
Posted: February 15th, 2010, 1:30 pm
I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct..
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's
wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your
butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I
explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up
your arse year-round.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's
wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your
butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I
explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up
your arse year-round.
