Urgent CDC Alert
Posted: March 2nd, 2010, 8:50 am
IMPORTANT NOTICE
The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading.
The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."
Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out incumbents!
Start by helping to find a cure in 2010
The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading.
The disease is contracted through dangerously high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em."
Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured....by simply voting out incumbents!
Start by helping to find a cure in 2010
