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Ole and Sven were fishing in the Upper Peninsula

when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no

matches, he asked Ole for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then,

reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter

10 inches long.




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'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic

lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster?'

'Vell,' replied Ole, I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops

the Genie.
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Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good

friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.



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The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving

Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of

a million ducks...flying directly overhead.



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Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole,

'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a

million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat DA Genie is

hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"