Cannibal Restaurant
Posted: July 10th, 2010, 7:42 pm
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated
By a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
By a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
