Subject: The Year 2029
Posted: July 23rd, 2010, 7:32 pm
>
> Subject: The Year 2029
>
> They might have added a few more-
>
> Barry serving his 8th term with 90% approval rating (he is looking for the
> other
> 10%)
>
> US deficit hits 50 trillion: Congress is considering replacing the
> (worthless)
> dollar with barter system used in the Middle Ages
>
> Etc.....
>
> ØThe Year is 2029...
> HEADLINES FROM THE
> YEAR: 2029
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
> country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .
>
> White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> third
> language.
>
>
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> livestock.
>
> Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> years
> before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>
> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
> country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
>
>
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
> but
> President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> mail
> delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
>
> 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
> Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
> in
> Mexifornia and Floruba.
>
>
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
> they
> now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
>
> Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
>
> Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
> Pesos
> per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
>
>
> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
>
> Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches with only 3
> illegitimate children.
>
>
> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> swatters and
> rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
>
> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
> Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
> I Love This Country!
>
> It's The Government That Scares Me!
> Subject: The Year 2029
>
> They might have added a few more-
>
> Barry serving his 8th term with 90% approval rating (he is looking for the
> other
> 10%)
>
> US deficit hits 50 trillion: Congress is considering replacing the
> (worthless)
> dollar with barter system used in the Middle Ages
>
> Etc.....
>
> ØThe Year is 2029...
> HEADLINES FROM THE
> YEAR: 2029
>
> Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
> country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known as California .
>
> White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's
> third
> language.
>
>
> Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and
> livestock.
>
> Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
>
> Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
>
> Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
> years
> before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
>
>
> France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other
> country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
>
>
> Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
> but
> President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
>
>
> George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
>
> Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
> delivery to Wednesdays only.
>
>
> 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
>
> Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
>
> Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year
> in
> Mexifornia and Floruba.
>
>
> Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed
> they
> now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
>
>
> Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
>
> Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532
> Pesos
> per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
>
>
> Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
>
> Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
>
> Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches with only 3
> illegitimate children.
>
>
> New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly
> swatters and
> rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
>
> IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
>
> Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
>
> I Love This Country!
>
> It's The Government That Scares Me!