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Manatees have become a nuisance in certain areas of our Gulf.
My partner got nudged in the butt today while trying to crap off the back of the boat.
His manatette friend then proceeded to follow him up and down the boat.
She seemed to take delight in rubbing her frame against his trolling motor.
Every time he withdrew from her sight,she would flap her tail as if to call him back.

He was a real gentleman when he asked me how fast they can swim.
I told him "pretty slow".
He said, "in that case,we have to get the hell outta' here".
We then relocated at a high rate of speed.

Manatees have poor eyesight. A big pair of butt cheeks can look mighty sexy to a manatee.

Wow, I thought you were leading into a joke.

That Manatee must of thought that was "One of JT's HOLES"

Lighterknot wrote:That Manatee must of thought that was "One of JT's HOLES"

i fear the day when a manatee comes nudges me when i'm in the same position!

you guys really crap off the side of the boat?

Crap? I thought that was what the empty beer can bucket was for.

Any good boat has at least one hatch with a macerator pump in it!

Man, and I was worried about toxic oil in the water?!