SeaDawg
Posted: November 3rd, 2010, 2:58 pm
RHTfish is passing by SeaDawg's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees SeaDawg doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his
body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, RHTfish rushes in and says, *"What the heck are you
doing, SeaDawg?" *
"Jeez, RHTfish, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed SeaDawg.
But me'n the Ole' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do "something sexy to
a tractor."
Don't make me come splain this to you!
door, he sees SeaDawg doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his
body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, RHTfish rushes in and says, *"What the heck are you
doing, SeaDawg?" *
"Jeez, RHTfish, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed SeaDawg.
But me'n the Ole' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do "something sexy to
a tractor."
Don't make me come splain this to you!
