Yes I am a redneck, are you?

[Jumptrout51]

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

[FUTCHCAIRO]

HEY JT, ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ALL REDNECKS SHOULD SEND YA A $! ha ha ha
PA THE OLD MAN OF THE SEA SEMPER FI

[CSMarine]

Redneck usually is obtained by sitting on a tractor in the hot sun all day. With all of us here, it's from sitting in a boat on the hot Gulf of Mexico sun all day.

[Dubble Trubble]

If that is the definition, then I am 100% certified South Georgia Redneck, and proud of it!

Dubble

[wevans]

I aint no redneck I use sun screen

[What a mess]

I qualified what do I win?

[leesburgga]

I think I qualify. I told my wife that while flying about three months ago, I was asked to stand in what I know now was the full body scanner. I did as I was asked by TSA, the proceeded on to my flight never even realizing that I was violated. What is the big deal?

[Jumptrout51]

The big deal is.......you are not your wife in a full body scan.....you are a under-endowed show-off.

[GaryDroze]

Coupla few facts, easily verified:

1) Michael Chertoff was Homeland Security Chief from 2005-2009, during which he strongly advocated full body scanners and pushed for their installation across the nation.

2) After his stint in Homeland Security, Chertoff's private security consulting firm (the Chertoff Group), took on as a client Rapiscan Systems, a company that MAKES FULL BODY SCANNERS. He is now directly profitting from sales of a system that former Israeli Airport Security Chief Rafi Sela calls "a useless waste of money." You kinda might suppose that the Israelis have a tad more experience with airport terrorists than we do. They accost them EVERY DAY. They can't afford to waste time and resources.

3) Those machines go for $250,000 a pop.

You might be a Redneck if you refuse to swallow what your government shoves down your gullet, whether it happens to be a donkey or elephant that term.

[MudDucker]

If that is the definition, then I am 100% certified South Georgia Redneck, and proud of it!

Dubble

Makes two of us!

[Sun Daze]

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

Yep, that's me!!

[woopty]

I do all that, but I'm a musician. Am i an honorary redneck?

[wevans]

I do all that, but I'm a musician. Am i an honorary redneck?

Only ifin ya can play Dixi

[captkeyser]

Coupla few facts, easily verified:

1) Michael Chertoff was Homeland Security Chief from 2005-2009, during which he strongly advocated full body scanners and pushed for their installation across the nation.

2) After his stint in Homeland Security, Chertoff's private security consulting firm (the Chertoff Group), took on as a client Rapiscan Systems, a company that MAKES FULL BODY SCANNERS. He is now directly profitting from sales of a system that former Israeli Airport Security Chief Rafi Sela calls "a useless waste of money." You kinda might suppose that the Israelis have a tad more experience with airport terrorists than we do. They accost them EVERY DAY. They can't afford to waste time and resources.

3) Those machines go for $250,000 a pop.

You might be a Redneck if you refuse to swallow what your government shoves down your gullet, whether it happens to be a donkey or elephant that term.

Very interesting.