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I know there is a way to do a poll on this beloved site. Just cant figure out how. So Illl do it here. Yesterday my partner and I had a pretty in depth conversation. My partner had himself a belly full of bananas yesterday morning before we left. I talked a little smack, one or two comments at best. Just to share the love. As soon as we got on the water, my gps wouldnt orientate. My powerpole remotes wouldnt work. I hit a rock. We couldnt catch any trout over 19", something Ive done easily for the last two trips. Oh and my bilge flapper deal quit working and nearly sunk the dang boat!! We were trying to decide in a democratic fashion which of the preceeding actions were the omen to our all but cursed trip???? The friggin rotten bananas or a little harmless sweet talkin??? Help me and my boy solve our debacle!!!

It was your ribbing that not only caused your bad fortunes, but caused my boat to net the smallest keeper red in the last 4 trips. I knew there was bad mojo out there and I KNEW it could not have been anything I did, so it is nice to know where it came from.

The answer depends on whether or not "your partner" was releasing banana fumes over the target area.
If that answer is NO,then it was all your sweet talk.

banana's are the death blow.... NEVER take nanners on a boat! You shoulda left your partner at a porta-potty until the banannas were expelled.

Jumptrout51 wrote:The answer depends on whether or not "your partner" was releasing banana fumes over the target area.
If that answer is NO,then it was all your sweet talk.

Actually he busted off three or four "A" bombs that caused me to quickly steer the bow upwind!!! He busted one off in my cabin at 3 am that had my girlfriend on a rant last night at 8pm on her hands and knees looking for doggie poo Theres something foully wrong with that boys posterior!!!!

No doubt, it was the bananas.

Had to been the talk that cause us problems also,We wert only a few minutes late(2nd at the ramp) could get our drinks because it was before 6:00 am (didn't know) going out the river trim and till just start operating (up) by itself had to hold the button in the down postion, just had some gelcoat fixed a month ago I'll be back at Mike's soon and most importantly could not catch a red !!! All in all a good day, turn out trout back to the water to fight another day.On the way home got a call from some of our friend they had a dead battery in the back end of stoney so on to st. marks to get them. Back to the hill 5:30

The battery probably wasn't dead.
They needed to clean and tighten the battery connections.

It's a merc.I stopped by ther Fri. night on the way home to help them had the same ploblem.They charge three batteries and killed three batteries.It's more of a fuel ploblem and neglect. Oh, and it's a merc.

Knowing that BB is one of those "gayturd" fans, I highly suspect that the mouthing caused all of the above problems, including the "A" bombs. Any self respecting body attempts so expel the BS gas ingested while being around a "gayturd" fan.

Your girlfriend ... hmmm, what breed is she ... border collie or beagle?

MudDucker wrote:Knowing that BB is one of those "gayturd" fans, I highly suspect that the mouthing caused all of the above problems, including the "A" bombs. Any self respecting body attempts so expel the BS gas ingested while being around a "gayturd" fan.

Your girlfriend ... hmmm, what breed is she ... border collie or beagle?

She is an RN and a personal trainer. She'll whip your old arse and then if youre nice enough she may fix you back up!!

I've met her.
She is real nice.
Definitely ain't no dog.

BAD BEHAVIOR wrote:

MudDucker wrote:Knowing that BB is one of those "gayturd" fans, I highly suspect that the mouthing caused all of the above problems, including the "A" bombs. Any self respecting body attempts so expel the BS gas ingested while being around a "gayturd" fan.

Your girlfriend ... hmmm, what breed is she ... border collie or beagle?

She is an RN and a personal trainer. She'll whip your old arse and then if youre nice enough she may fix you back up!!

Hmmm, now that has possibilities!

Jumptrout51 wrote:I've met her.
She is real nice.
Definitely ain't no dog.

Then she must use a dog ... A seeing eye dog!