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Two guys who went hunting an found a giant hole in the ground out in the woods. In order to check the depth of the hole, like good rednecks, they looked around for something to throw into it. They found a transmission. We have no idea how a transmission got out in the middle of the woods but there always seems to be an old car or something out where I go hunting. They pick up the the tranny, toss it into the hole and wait to hear it hit. Before they hear anything, they hear a really loud commotion in the bushes. A goat runs out full speed and jumps head first into the hole. They are looking at each other, stunned, when a farmer walks out and asks them "You fellas haven't seen a goat around here have you?" One of them tells the farmer "You're not going to believe this, but we just saw a goat run full speed out of those bushes and jump head first into this here hole." The farmer says, "well, that couldn't have been my goat, my goat was chained to a transmission."


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People in Perry probably think the goat was a sexual pervert and chasing the tranny!