A Pastor goes to the dentist
Posted: November 29th, 2011, 7:56 am
A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.
The first Sabbath after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sabbath, he talks for ten minutes.
But--the following Sabbath, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit.
So they ask him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sabbath his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sabbath his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sabbath, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
The first Sabbath after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sabbath, he talks for ten minutes.
But--the following Sabbath, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit.
So they ask him what happened.
The Pastor explains the first Sabbath his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sabbath his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sabbath, he put his
wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...
