Fellow passenger.
Posted: December 17th, 2011, 5:13 am
On a recent flight I was lucky enough to be seated next to a stunningly attractive woman (not my wife this time
).
We started chatting and she said she was on her way to deliver a lecture to a Womens Foundation Convention, part of which it transpired was about men and myths.
When I asked her what specifically, she said that the main three were;
French men are not the best lovers, Greek men are.
Native American Indians are the most well-endowed men, not African Americans.
Irishmen, not Englishmen , are the most likely to charm a lady into bed.
She suddenly seemed to become uncomfortable and said, "I really shouldn't be talking to you about things like this, I don't even know your name".
"Tonto," I said, Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy".
We started chatting and she said she was on her way to deliver a lecture to a Womens Foundation Convention, part of which it transpired was about men and myths.
When I asked her what specifically, she said that the main three were;
French men are not the best lovers, Greek men are.
Native American Indians are the most well-endowed men, not African Americans.
Irishmen, not Englishmen , are the most likely to charm a lady into bed.
She suddenly seemed to become uncomfortable and said, "I really shouldn't be talking to you about things like this, I don't even know your name".
"Tonto," I said, Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy".