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I was in a pub last Saturday night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar.
They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped up saying, "It's WALES, you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's pretty much the last thing I remember...

Awesome!

Reminds me of the time back in 1977 when me and a buddy took these two Irish maidens to the nude beach in Germany. Let's just say it didn't end well.

Harmsway wrote:Reminds me of the time back in 1977 when me and a buddy took these two Irish maidens to the nude beach in Germany. Let's just say it didn't end well.

Did they have blow holes in the back of their heads?

Hilarious