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For sale is one "Joy Fish" Mullet cast net. It's a six foot radius with one inch square mesh. It weighs about ten pounds. It's only been used one time, and is in like new condition. Asking $35.00, or trade for smaller five foot bait net with 3/8 inch mesh.

Does it come with a free lesson???

Not only does it come with a free lesson, I'm willing to tag along with you on your first seventy-five trips, throw the thing for you while you point out the schools, then clean and smoke all we catch for you. Then if you want, I'm willing to pick the bones and hand feed you the cooked mullet, and all for just $35.00!
Whata you say???

Do I detect a slight amount of sarcasm?

Sarcasm? Who me? Dang man, I'm a happily married man of forty years! Wait......you said Sarcasm, not Sexism didn't you. N-E-V-E-R M-I-N-D.