Semper Fi!

[RHTFISH]

>> Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat
and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
>>
>> Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.
>>
>> After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and
was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get
up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle
seat, 'I'll get it for you.'
>>
>> As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said,
>>
>> 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine
obligingly went to fetch it.
>>
>> While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the
flight.
>>
>> As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab
neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way ?'
>>
>> 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This
hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and......pissing in
cokes?'
>>
>> THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

[FUTCHCAIRO]

THATS A GOODUN, HEARD ANOTHER ONE ABOUT LIKE THAT, THIS NATIVE AMERICAN, A MUSLIM , AND A WESTERN COWBOY WERE IN A TRAIN STATION THAT WAS KINDA IN A REMOTE AREA. AFTER THEY HAD BEEN WAITING FOR SEVERAL HOURS THE NATIVE AMERICAN SPOKE UP AND SAID, YOU KNOW
THERE USE TO BE MANY OF US NATIVE AMERICANS, NOW THERE ARE FEW. AFTER SEVERAL MINUTES, THE MUSLIM SPOKE UP AND SAID THERE USE TO BE FEW MUSLIMS, NOW THERE ARE MANY. THE OLD COWBOY LIT UP A SMOKE, TOOK A PUFF AND BLEW OUT THE SMOKE, AND SAID TO THE MUSLIM, THATS BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T PLAYED COWBOYS AND MUSLIMS YET.

[fly n fish]

Thanks for that one Pa. I about choked on my coffee as I read the punch line! Semper Fi! We've got a birthday in a couple of weeks!

[guthooked]

Great start to my day.

[turtlecat]

Whats does a Marine sniper feel when he shoots a terrorist? RECOIL! OOH RAH!