Page 1 of 1
JOTD
Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 9:10 am
by silverking
A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone.
The wife said, "Where are you, you know we have lots to do?"
He said, "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?
I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up. "Yes, I do remember that shop," she replied.
"Well I am in the bar next to that."
Re: JOTD
Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 9:34 am
by FUTCHCAIRO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME, DON'T EVER DO THAT. I WONDER HOW MANY KNOTS HE GOT ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE GOT HOME.
PA
SEMPER FI
Re: JOTD
Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 1:12 pm
by bman
I'm at the tackle show next door...
Re: JOTD
Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 1:27 pm
by JIm Smith
this might be like a friend of mine, his wife and he were talking about what they would do if they ever got a divorce, he said he was going to get a boat and live on it. She informed him it was going to be a very small boat.
Re: JOTD
Posted: December 24th, 2015, 7:02 am
by MudDucker
JIm Smith wrote:this might be like a friend of mine, his wife and he were talking about what they would do if they ever got a divorce, he said he was going to get a boat and live on it. She informed him it was going to be a very small boat.
Then he is a poor planner!
Re: JOTD
Posted: December 24th, 2015, 7:10 am
by Dubble Trubble
Since it is Christmas Eve....
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.”
“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.
“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. “I’m sick of her face, and I’m sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her,” and he hangs up.
Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says “Like hell they’re getting divorced!” and calls her father immediately. “You’re not getting divorced! Don’t do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don’t call a lawyer, don’t file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.
The old man turns to his wife and says “Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.”