Not the Hawaiian bikini model boat..
Posted: July 4th, 2016, 10:07 pm
It seems, I was unwittingly aboard the banana boat. Went out of a local port to a super secret locale to do a little red fish capturing. Things were going about as horrible as possible. I was just before heading back to the launch when I looked back and noticed my lady friend holding something. I squinted my eyes, and low and behold, she was holding a banana.
I immediately told her to throw that devilish object overboard. She tried to protest, wanting to consume the fruit, but quickly realized the severity of my attitude. She tossed the dreaded object overboard, and within 30 mins we had our two reds in the cooler, and onto capturing our limit of scallops. Within an hour and a half of clearing the boat of evil, our luck turned for the better, and we were heading back to the launch.
Moral of the story, check your passengers bags. The T.S.A will be taking lessons from me from now on.
I immediately told her to throw that devilish object overboard. She tried to protest, wanting to consume the fruit, but quickly realized the severity of my attitude. She tossed the dreaded object overboard, and within 30 mins we had our two reds in the cooler, and onto capturing our limit of scallops. Within an hour and a half of clearing the boat of evil, our luck turned for the better, and we were heading back to the launch.
Moral of the story, check your passengers bags. The T.S.A will be taking lessons from me from now on.
Good to hear the day was salvaged. 