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Universal Truth
Posted: March 8th, 2017, 8:48 am
by silverking
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in the boat and drink all day.

Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 8th, 2017, 12:50 pm
by Salty Gator
Yep, seems right

Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 9:47 am
by FishWithChris
Sk, I thought it was hilarious.
2salty. Would it have been better if we had a "jokes" section this was posted in? Or maybe tagged as "jokes?"
Let me know who keeps pissing in your cheerios so I can have a chat with them... I'll try and get them to stop so you can enjoy life a bit more.
Cheers mate!

Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:08 am
by rockyg
Well I must have missed the video.
I vote we not let the resident troll have even the slightest bit of control over this forum. Post what you feel is appropriate and the heck with over salted.

Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:45 am
by GaryDroze
Yet another argument for wadefishing. I have never been cited for a WUI.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 1:23 pm
by Salty Gator
GaryDroze wrote:Yet another argument for wadefishing. I have never been cited for a WUI.
I'm sure the resident troll will point out they you could still get a dui driving home.
I'm sure SK was referring to sitting in a jonboat on a back yard pond that required no driving. It's a joke, lighten up. No one cares if you don't find it funny. Just for once, keep it to yourself.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 1:26 pm
by Salty Gator
rockyg wrote:Well I must have missed the video.
I vote we not let the resident troll have even the slightest bit of control over this forum. Post what you feel is appropriate and the heck with over salted.

If y'all would add him as foe and never quote him, we will never see his posts. He tried to ruin another fishing forum ( multiple threads thanking the mod for banning him.... none by me btw) now he's trying to do the same here.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 1:31 pm
by FishWithChris
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 1:46 pm
by Salty Gator
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 3:10 pm
by bman
The pita factor keeps amping up...

Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 3:46 pm
by reelsorry2
salty gator fill me in on who to add as a foe i am missing the facts. Gary Doze most concern should be EBG (eat by gator) have a beer on me if you want to , if you dont then dont.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 4:14 pm
by bman
Well that was the straw that broke the camels back.
I'm the boss around here and he has been deactivated until further notice.
Too many good people getting ticked off and frustrated by his replies.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:01 pm
by GaryDroze
Good grief Charlie Brown!
Anybody who has been wadefishing with me knows that we gotta be super sober and highly alert to escape the St. Marks Refuge with all our body parts intact. I'm maybe the most PC military veteran on this forum, but dang, even I can see when somebody is telling an innocent joke.
SK, let's go fishing and trade borderline inappropriate quips about our wives, whom we love hopelessly and know they are the boss of us.
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:18 pm
by big bend gyrene
Re: Universal Truth
Posted: March 9th, 2017, 10:28 pm
by GaryDroze
Here's a hint.
It started with Silverking quoting a joke, thusly...
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and _______________________________
(Google for the joking variant of "you feed him for a lifetime.")
Jolly post by SK, followed soon by a balloon-deflating response.