making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare
you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm
leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at
least listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from
you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story . . "While driving home this
young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead
and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well
dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3
days. With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because
you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured
them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her
the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no
longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the
blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste."
"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that
you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the
boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore
again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the
door.When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming
out of her eyes, she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"
