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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country…….. Maybe we should give them all a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years........ and we're not using it anymore.


TEN COMMANDMENTS (with apologies to our forum members who are lawyers, judges or politicians)

Maybe the reason why there is so much resistance to having the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is because if you posted "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians it would create a hostile work environment.

You got my vote SR.

Sir reel wrote:
TEN COMMANDMENTS (with apologies to our forum members who are lawyers, judges or politicians)

Maybe the reason why there is so much resistance to having the Ten Commandments in a courthouse is because if you posted "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians it would create a hostile work environment.

You sound like a man whose ex-wife had a better lawyer than you did