Nope. He's all yours.birddog wrote:birddog wrote:Hey I'm the 1 thats gotta fish with him. Least 1 of ya'll could sleep with him.
Another good tackle store was visited yesterday
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Many first-time visitors to the Florida Keys envision resort-quality accomodations and service. While a few places like this exist, some people may inadvertantly find themselves in somewhat lesser quality hotels if you go by the advertising.
The very best thing is to get a personal recommendation. A close second would be to lower your expectations a bit and enjoy the Keys for what they are. If you don't have a personal recommendation, here's a dictionary that might help you traverse the marketing pitfalls some clever conchs have placed in their information brochures.
Breathtaking scenery and exciting wildlife - Bouganvillas have been allowed to overrun the sidewalks and boat ramp. Expect racoons, rats, and other "exciting wildlife"
Comfortable accommodations - Small.
Complete maid service weekly - Clean up after yourself. Save your towels, cuz you aren't getting new ones during your stay.
Cocktail Refrigerator - Smallest refrigerator known to man, it has room for 3 airplane-sized liquor bottles. Cheers!
Continental Breakfast - Here's the bread, there's the toaster. It may or may not work. Butter? This ain't the mainland, son...
Cool down in our year-round fresh-water pool - Pool isn't heated.
Cottage-like - So tiny you can't walk between the bed and the wall.
Indulge in nearby activities - These are things somewhere in town. Our hotel doesn't really have any activities.
Intimate - Small.
Jungle-like gardens - landscaping hasn't been maintained since 1968. We recommend a handheld GPS in case you get lost looking for the pool.
Kitchenette - Tiny refrigerator, 30 year old microwave, and a broken toaster.
Newly renovated - We replaced the carpet after the last hurricane.
Old Florida-style - Old, dirty, possibly decrepit.
Private ramp - Perhaps the scariest ramp you will ever see. Approximate 5 minute window in which you can launch; the rest of the time, there is no water touching the ramp or it is flooding into the rock wall beside the ramp.
Quaint - Old and dirty. (see also "Old Florida-Style")
Quiet - Miles from the nearest gas station, restaurant or grocery store.
Screened-in patio - The bugs will kill you if you go outside.
Wood cathedral ceilings with Bahama fans - No air conditioning.
Many first-time visitors to the Florida Keys envision resort-quality accomodations and service. While a few places like this exist, some people may inadvertantly find themselves in somewhat lesser quality hotels if you go by the advertising.
The very best thing is to get a personal recommendation. A close second would be to lower your expectations a bit and enjoy the Keys for what they are. If you don't have a personal recommendation, here's a dictionary that might help you traverse the marketing pitfalls some clever conchs have placed in their information brochures.
Breathtaking scenery and exciting wildlife - Bouganvillas have been allowed to overrun the sidewalks and boat ramp. Expect racoons, rats, and other "exciting wildlife"
Comfortable accommodations - Small.
Complete maid service weekly - Clean up after yourself. Save your towels, cuz you aren't getting new ones during your stay.
Cocktail Refrigerator - Smallest refrigerator known to man, it has room for 3 airplane-sized liquor bottles. Cheers!
Continental Breakfast - Here's the bread, there's the toaster. It may or may not work. Butter? This ain't the mainland, son...
Cool down in our year-round fresh-water pool - Pool isn't heated.
Cottage-like - So tiny you can't walk between the bed and the wall.
Indulge in nearby activities - These are things somewhere in town. Our hotel doesn't really have any activities.
Intimate - Small.
Jungle-like gardens - landscaping hasn't been maintained since 1968. We recommend a handheld GPS in case you get lost looking for the pool.
Kitchenette - Tiny refrigerator, 30 year old microwave, and a broken toaster.
Newly renovated - We replaced the carpet after the last hurricane.
Old Florida-style - Old, dirty, possibly decrepit.
Private ramp - Perhaps the scariest ramp you will ever see. Approximate 5 minute window in which you can launch; the rest of the time, there is no water touching the ramp or it is flooding into the rock wall beside the ramp.
Quaint - Old and dirty. (see also "Old Florida-Style")
Quiet - Miles from the nearest gas station, restaurant or grocery store.
Screened-in patio - The bugs will kill you if you go outside.
Wood cathedral ceilings with Bahama fans - No air conditioning.
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