AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES AND GOOD ADVISE -- NOW LISTEN UP !!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and it should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Home Remedies
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9. When cutting off a 1/2" bolt with an angle grinder, don't worry about holding it with gloves or pliers, you can have it cut off in about a minute.
Of course it will take about 5 seconds for the bolt to get too hot to hold onto. You'll snatch your fingers away. The angle grinder will fling it out somewhere, where you can't find it.
And you can now go to the hardware store and pick up one the right size.
Of course it will take about 5 seconds for the bolt to get too hot to hold onto. You'll snatch your fingers away. The angle grinder will fling it out somewhere, where you can't find it.
And you can now go to the hardware store and pick up one the right size.
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