Jumptrout 51's doctor visit (joke)

Post by **BAD BEHAVIOR** » June 8th, 2007, 8:58 am

Jt 51 had his bi-annual physical( you know when you get a certain age, you have to have two a year.) He goes in and sits on the table for the doctor, wife in tow. The doctor comes in and says "Well Mr . Jumptrout, it seems we'll need a urine sample , a semen sample , and a fecal sample today." Jt51 turns up his hearing aid and says "HEH", "I cant hear ya, speak louder!" So the doctor says in a louder voice" Mr Jumptrout, Illl need a urine, semen, and fecal sample today!!" Ol Jt51 goes for the hearing aid again when his wife breaks in, "Doctor, You dont have to say it again, come on Jumptrout lets go home." The doctor looks surprised and says "Where are you going?" Jt's wife says, " Hell doctor we didnt have to put up with him this morning, all you need is a pair of his underwear!!!!!!"

Post by **CairoTrout** » June 8th, 2007, 1:17 pm

Good one there BB. Birddog is gonna thrive on that one.

Post by **jsuber** » June 8th, 2007, 1:36 pm

I've been thinking about marketing some underwear that are yellow in the front and brown in the back. But some people got confused during testing on which was the front and which was the back. I don't want to mention any names.

Post by **Jumptrout51** » June 8th, 2007, 4:30 pm

I can tell how BB got his name.

Post by **Barhopr** » June 8th, 2007, 4:41 pm

jsuber wrote:I've been thinking about marketing some underwear that are yellow in the front and brown in the back. But some people got confused during testing on which was the front and which was the back. I don't want to mention any names.

Is that from one of Chalks Key West fishing trips?

Post by **BAD BEHAVIOR** » June 8th, 2007, 5:15 pm

Jumptrout51 wrote:I can tell how BB got his name.

Aw lighten up, just givin it back to ya!!