An aging fisherman snuggles with his wife of 30 years one night and she wonders aloud ... "Honey, if something were to happen to me, would you re-marry?"
"Oh no Sweetie, I could never re-marry! Well I don't think so anyway. Maybe ... but it would take a long time to get over the pain."
"Would you let your new wife wear my jewelry?"
"Oh no Dear, not your jewelry. Well, maybe, but I'll be sure that the kids get most of your jewelry."
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
"No way Honey. This bed of ours is sacred. She would never sleep in our bed. Although it is almost new. Dear, please don't worry about that."
"You know that terrific Daiwa baitcaster that you got me for Christmas? Would you let her fish with my Daiwa?"
"Never! There's no way that she would ever fish with your baitcaster. Not possible - she's left handed!"
An aging fisherman...
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An aging fisherman...
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