It's 1:00 AM, where's your wife?

[Reel Cowboy]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had

gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly

drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped

in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would

take off her panties, and use them. Her friend, however, was

wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, and did not want to

ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that

his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so

he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop!

I'm starting to suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck

to her butt that said.."From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

[Jumptrout51]

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Don't let SirReel read this.