Gardening how to's

[CATCH 22]

ITALIAN TOMATO GARDEN

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The
old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year and I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived
and dugup the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the old man and left.

That next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie

[Chalk]

[wevans]

Still funny but still old as I am also

[What a mess]

forgetaboutit

[Barhopr]

You think thats funny? I got few Goodfellas that may think different.

[rocket]

What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little *$&@#* up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to *$%#!@& amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[birddog]

You're a funny guy, Rocket.

[Jumptrout51]

ROCKET