>> > At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful
>> >truth of it.
>> > Be sure to read all the way to the end!
>> >
>> > Tax his land,
>> > Tax his bed,
>> > Tax the table
>> > At which he's fed.
>> >
>> > Tax his tractor,
>> > Tax his mule,
>> > Teach him taxes
>> > Are the rule.
>> >
>> > Tax his cow,
>> > Tax his goat,
>> > Tax his pants,
>> > Tax his coat.
>> >
>> > Tax his ties,
>> > Tax his shirt,
>> > Tax his work,
>> > Tax his dirt.
>> >
>> > Tax his tobacco,
>> > Tax his drink,
>> > Tax him if he
>> > Tries to think.
>> >
>> > Tax his cigars,
>> > Tax his beers,
>> > If he cries, then
>> > Tax his tears.
>> >
>> > Tax his car,
>> > Tax his gas,
>> > Find other ways
>> > To tax his a..
>> >
>> > Tax all he has
>> > Then let him know
>> > That you won't be done
>> > Till he has no dough.
>> >
>> > When he screams and hollers,
>> > Then tax him some more,
>> > Tax him till
>> > He's good and sore.
>> >
>> > Then tax his coffin ,
>> > Tax his grave,
>> > Tax the sod in
>> > Which he's laid.
>> >
>> > Put these words
>> > upon his tomb,
>> > " Taxes drove me to my doom..."
>> >
>> > When he's gone,
>> > Do not relax,
>> > Its time to apply
>> > The inheritance tax.
>> >
>> > Accounts Receivable Tax
>> > Building Permit Tax
>> > CDL license Tax
>> > Cigarette Tax
>> > Corporate Income Tax
>> > Dog License Tax
>> > Excise Taxes
>> > Federal Income Tax
>> > Federal Unemployment Tax ( FUTA)
>> > Fishing License Tax
>> > Food License Tax
>> > Fuel Permit Tax
>> > Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
>> > Gross Receipts Tax
>> > Hunting License Tax
>> > Inheritance Tax
>> > Inventory Tax
>> > IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
>> > Liquor Tax
>> > Luxury Taxes
>> > Marriage License Tax
>> > Medicare Tax
>> > Personal Property Tax
>> > Property Tax
>> > Real Estate Tax
>> > Service Charge Tax
>> > Social Security Tax
>> > Road Usage Tax
>> > Sales Tax
>> > Recreational Vehicle Tax
>> > School Tax
>> > State Income Tax
>> > Sta! te Unemp loyment Tax (SUTA)
>> > Telephone Federal Excise Tax
>> > Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
>> > Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
>> > Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
>> > Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
>> > Telephone State and Local Tax
>> > Telephone Usage Charge Tax
>> > Utility Taxes
>> > Vehicle License Registration Tax
>> > Vehicle Sales Tax
>> > Watercraft Registration Tax
>> > Well Permit Tax
>> > Workers Compensation Tax
>> >
>> > STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
>> > Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
>> > and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.!
>> > We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle
>> > class
>> >in the
>> > world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
>> >
>> > What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
>> >
>> > And I still have to "press 1"
>> > for English.
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