Every time I read this I think of a couple of Ya'll

[Jumptrout51]

The Buttocks




A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
man's face was severely
burned.


The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
any skin from his body
because he was too skinny.


So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on
her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have
to come from her buttocks.


The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no
one about where the skin
came
from, and they requested that the doctor also honor
their secret.


After all, this was a very delicate matter.




After the surgery was completed, everyone was
astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before!
All his friends and relatives just went on and on
about his youthful beauty!




One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
overcome with emotion at her
sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for
me.
How can I possibly repay you?"
?"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I
need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek."




If this doesn't make you smile - nothing will.

[wevans]

My mother-inlaw was born on Oct. 31st NUFF SAID

[Good Times]

Ok, now that's funny.

[Reel Cowboy]