Funny Stuff

[Charles]

Went to a men's church retreat at Magnolia Acres last weekend. One guy spread some corn behind the mess hall and set up a camera. Got a bunch of does and a nice eight point.

Saturday morning at breakfast one of my table mates was peeling an orange with a pocket knife smaller than my little buck. Another guy at the table said "Why did you feel it necessary to bring a weapon to this conference?" The guy peeling the orange said "Are you an idiot?" The guy got up and moved to another table. I asked the orange peeler "What do you think he would say if he new I have a loaded .45 under the seat of my truck?" The orange peeler said "So do I." Another guy sitting there who is a black belt karate instructor said "So do I."

[Chalk]

[birddog]

[What a mess]

They called me Sunday morning to say the sound man would not be there could I fill in.

15 minutes into running sound the elder on duty said it is to loud turn it down.

I took out a buck knife opened it and held it about mid thigh and said no.

Be sure you tell them at the elders meeting I pulled a knife on you.

20 minutes later assistant pastor comes over and says its to loud turn it down.

I said check with the elder on duty, he came back and said please I turned it down.

He walked away and I turned it back up, another walked over and said he couldn't hear it.

Oh well!