Never Choke in The South!

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Never Choke in The South!

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Had a friend forward this one to me and enjoyed it enough to share... reminds me of about 100 different jokes my Grandfather (coal miner in WV) used to tell me any my brothers when we were kids...

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a few shots of whiskey, they talk about starting their own moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again , the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!'

:-D :-D :-D
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:lick:
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