A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other
people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both
very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the
lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you mind reaching into the closet to
get me another blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied with a twinkle in her eye. 'Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
His eyebrows went up and he smiled, 'That's a great idea!'
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own fu*king blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
True love
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True love
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should have seen that one coming...
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Re: True love
Great way to start the morning. 
And how true it is 
And how true it is "You cannot change the wind, you can only adjust your sails." Del Suggs
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I thought this was gonna be about a goat when I saw the topic and author..... 
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Ha Ha, poor old JT......no respect!Dubble Trubble wrote:I thought this was gonna be about a goat when I saw the topic and author.....
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