I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Dad At The Mall
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Dad At The Mall
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Lord forgive him and bless them peacocks too, now that there is funny.
Yesterday it was taboo today it is normal what the heck will they be doing tomorrow?
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Now that's funny
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Get'em Dad....
In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. And we will understand only what we are taught.
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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner."
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I thought it was a parrot instead of a peacock.
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