Drunk Wives

[Flint River Pirate]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however

They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to

Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought

She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive

Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave

That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she

Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to

Go home.

The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned

That his normally sweet and in nocent wife was still in bed hung over,

so he phoned the other husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.

My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband,

'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that

Said..



'From all of us at the Fire Station.

We'll never forget you.''

[Reel Cowboy]

How far did you have to go back to get that one?
It's still funny.

[Flint River Pirate]

How far did you have to go back to get that one?
It's still funny.

Not to far, it was emailed to me yesterday.