Went to the doctor today........

[Jumptrout51]

>
> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
> there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
> sometimes it is embarrassing.
>
> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
>
> I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
> desk.
>
> The Receptionist said rather loudly, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
> today?'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
>
> 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
> room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
> in private.'
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walke d out,
> waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
>
> 'I can't piss out of it,' he shouted.
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter..
>
> Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose

[cmccord]

[whitebc]

[Sea Spot]

.I was in pre-op today and it suprised me how the nurses would ask that out loud in front of a crowd of people.One elderly man said he didn't have a clue.

[MudDucker]

A little bird said you were clogged up by a goat pellet.

[RHTFISH]

Here's to the old guys!!!!!!!!!

[rocket]

Hold on JT...do you go to the Doctor, or are you confusing him with the Anthropologist??