Chalk the dragon slayer

[Jumptrout51]

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.



Chalk the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason.



He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.



One day Chalk revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Chalk to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.



Without pause Chalk readily agreed to the scheme.



The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.



Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.



Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Chalk would work as the antidote to cure the itch.



The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Chalk to their chambers.



Horatio then slipped Chalk the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Chalk worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Chalk left satisfied and hailed as a hero.



Upon returning to his chamber, Chalk found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.



With his obsession now satisfied, Chalk couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.



The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.



The King immediately summoned Chalk.

The moral of the story...Pay your bills.

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JT51. The court Jester

Good one

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[Chalk]

Poor chalk

[Barhopr]

Soooo, who is the Queen and more importantly, who is the king? I hope this story is a metaphor!!

[DixieReb]

Yeah, poor Chalk! The first part of the story is good, I don't want to think about the last part!